Cold Sunday Morning!

Yes, it is cold this morning! 20* Anyone want to take a
lap naked? My husband would do anything sans clothing!
He just likes to "shock" anyone's system.
At this age it certainly would. hee hee

My oldest daughter lives here in the "wild" northwest
15 minutes from us. We drive her to town so that
she can shop for her monthly staples. Yesterday
we drove up, honked the horn, she then happily
hopped into the truck and brought with her a
horrific odor! SKUNK ! She has a skunk living
under her home! Yee gads...we made her take off
her outer-wear and dump it in the shell of the truck.
Minutes down the road the windows went down and
husband stopped the truck for me to catch some
fresh air and avoid puking! Now...she could not smell
it! People in Walmart were avoiding her and looking
at her strangely. She stopped by her favorite second
hand store and the shop worker told her that they have
a free shower and change of clothing for the homeless
women at the Mission next door. I was on the floor
laughing! I told her when she moved up here to this
small community she could not keep dressing like a
"hooker." Hooker to homeless in one year!

Mystery Prize!

This is the place! You made it safely, now do what you
were instructed to do!

In the mire again!

Why am I not blogging? What am I going to write about? These are the triggering questions running through my brain. Whoa wait a tiny minute there oh vegetative brain! The fires are starting to burn through the copious fog.

Let me begin with a bout of "some kinda" nondescript flu. By nondescript, I mean it did not have a bunch of letters and numbers describing it. Just lots of coughing. Now when I say coughing I mean pee your panties and blow a gasket. Then there was a strained lower back muscle. I was in the K-rapper one could say without hesitation!
I suppose you were wondering if I coughed in the crook of my arm so as not to spread the hacking virus. I tried, I did give it to my wonderful friend and she got to cough for two weeks
too.

Now I have obligations to fullfill! Thank goodness there is only one apron to swap!

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Mira senora Val-a-risha!

Por favor, Viene a mi casa por

Tequila y muchas comidas!

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Re-discovery!

I have had a very interesting 10 days. Well some of those days were interesting and exciting the rest were K-rapp! My good friend and I went to Portland to the Quilting Expo with Lynette Jennings as the featured guest artist. It is about a six hour drive from our homes. I had a dry hacking cough the entire way. We chalked it up to the wildfires in our area. The smoke from these fires had blown eastward and we had been breathing it for days. That evening we went to Jenning's lecture. She had a prize for the person closest to "her" birthday. I won! A quilt top with the backing and binding. I am to put it together. That was very nice and I showed my appreciation by exposing all at the event to some sorta virus. I extended my hand to Jennings as an act of thanks and she took it! Whoa if she is sick now I am in deep K-rapp! You know my "dear friend" that I shared a room and car with for three days...Yep she got it! The good thing I can say is...It's not the dreaded h1n1...no fever, no throwing up, no trips to the toilet! Just a great ordinary virus. By the way...I hope I still have a good friend!

What Special Day is This?

It's me Birthday! Everyone sing on the count of three!
No I am not telling my age, you do not need to know.
But my children are OLD too!
Our neighbor is baking me a cake...
hope it's white with white frosting.
JENA you could make me dinner
if you were here!
Can you leave your husband
and come live with me? PLEASE...